12/08/2003

Indian Reporter Wins Bad Sex Award

BAHAL"S HERO SAYS HE FEELS LIKE AN "ANCIENT ARYAN WARLORD" AFTER DISCOVERING A SWASTIKA SHAVED INTO AN INTIMATE PART OF HIS FEMALE COMPANIONS'S ANATOMY.

"SHE PICKS UP A BUGATTAI'S MOMENTUM. YOU WANT HER MORE AT A VOLKSWAGEN'S STEADY TROT. SQUEEZE THE MAXIMUM MILEAGE OUT OF YOUR GALLON OF GAS. BUT SHE'S EATING UP THE ROAD WITH ALL CYLINDERS.

 

 

8-| ..............Eyes wide with surprise, what the h...?

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